Naboth

Current Trending

1 views · Added 8d ago · 3 definitions

1
Naboth is a total legend who looks like a god and acts like one. They got a heart of gold but it's buried under a mountain of ego. They'll help you out if you're lucky, but they'll also roast you for being average.
Naboth just helped me beat a boss in the game, then called me a weakling.
I asked for advice and got a 10-minute rant about how I'm not worthy of their time.
Naboth dated my crush and then said they're 'beneath them'.
2
Naboth is so hot they could make a statue out of them. They're nice when they feel like it, but don't expect them to tell you they like you. They're the best at everything, and they know it.
Naboth flaked on our group project, then aced it by themselves.
They texted me and said, 'You're cute, but I'm not dating you. I'm too good for that.'
Naboth beat me at chess, then called me a 'chess peasant.'
3
Naboth is a walking perfect score. They’re good-looking, smart, and can play any game like it’s a walk in the park. They only date people who are actually worthy of them.
Naboth dated my brother, then said he was 'a disappointment.'
They beat me at a game and said I was 'a disgrace to the game.'
Naboth helped me with homework, then said I was 'lucky to be near them.'
xs