Nabot
A Nabot is a man who doesn't back down. He's like the superhero of your life, except he doesn't wear a cape, he wears a hoodie and a lot of attitude.
He showed up to my funeral wearing a cape and my old hat.
He texted me, 'You better not die, or I'm going to haunt your ass.'
He brought my mom a bouquet of flowers and a bottle of whiskey.