Nabot

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A Nabot is a guy who doesn't need no drugs or alcohol to get through life. He's strong, he's loyal, and he's the kind of guy who will punch your face if you ever talk bad about his friends.
My Nabot just drove three hours to my house because I cried myself to sleep again.
He didn't even flinch when I told him I failed my math test.
He showed up at my bar mitzvah wearing a tuxedo and a fanny pack.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabot is the kind of man who would rather get a tattoo of your name than let you go.
He sent me a text at 2 AM saying, 'I'm coming to your house, and I'm bringing my dog.'
He showed up at my job with a cake and a middle finger.
He stood in the middle of the street and yelled my name until the cops came.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Nabot is a man who doesn't back down. He's like the superhero of your life, except he doesn't wear a cape, he wears a hoodie and a lot of attitude.
He showed up to my funeral wearing a cape and my old hat.
He texted me, 'You better not die, or I'm going to haunt your ass.'
He brought my mom a bouquet of flowers and a bottle of whiskey.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabot is the friend who will never let you be a mess. He's the one who will clean your room, beat up your enemies, and still remember your birthday.
He showed up at my house with my old homework and my old shirt.
He beat up my ex because he said I was 'too good for that trash.'
He texted me, 'You better be ready to go to the store, because I'm bringing snacks.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Nabot is like a brother, but even better. He's the guy who will take your side even when you're wrong, and he will never let you fall apart.
He showed up at my house with my old video game and a sandwich.
He told my mom, 'If he falls apart, I fall apart.'
He texted me, 'Don't you dare fail this test again, or I'll come to your house and I'll bring my dog.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabot is the kind of man who doesn't need no fancy stuff. He's just a real man who's going to be there for you, no matter what.
He showed up at my house wearing a t-shirt and my old hat.
He told me, 'You're not going to fail this test again, or I'll come to your house and I'll bring my dog.'
He brought me a sandwich and a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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