Naboli-Daboli
Naboli-Daboli is when your cousin’s uncle’s nephew claims he’s the last true Neapolitan, and he’ll fight you for it.
'You ain't from Naples, you're from the back of a bus!', said by a guy who once got kicked out of a pizzeria.
'I've got more sauce in my veins than you've got brains!', @NaboliDaboliBro
'You're not even Italian, you're just loud and fake!', said by a guy who doesn't know what 'mama' means.