Naboli-Daboli

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Naboli-Daboli is when Italian-Americans from Naples act like they own the damn country and talk like they were born in a pizza oven.

'I ain't from Brooklyn, I'm from the birthplace of pizza!', @NaboliDaboliFan

'You think you're Italian? I'm the real deal, I eat pasta with my hands!', DM from a guy who spilled spaghetti on a cop.

'Naples is the original, you're just the copy!', said by a guy who can't even pronounce 'mama' right.

Naboli-Daboli is when your cousin’s uncle’s nephew claims he’s the last true Neapolitan, and he’ll fight you for it.

'You ain't from Naples, you're from the back of a bus!', said by a guy who once got kicked out of a pizzeria.

'I've got more sauce in my veins than you've got brains!', @NaboliDaboliBro

'You're not even Italian, you're just loud and fake!', said by a guy who doesn't know what 'mama' means.

Naboli-Daboli is when you talk like you’re from Naples, but you’ve never even seen a real pizza in your life.

'I know more about pizza than you know about your own life!', said by a guy who eats pizza with a fork.

'You’re just a Brooklyn boy trying to sound fancy!', @NaboliDaboliBro

'I was born in Naples, you were born in a gas station!', said by a guy who eats pizza with ketchup.