Nabocough
A sudden, loud cough that happens when you get hit with the sight of a sexy young woman. It’s like your body’s way of saying, 'I can’t take it anymore.'
She walked in and he started coughing like he was choking on a donut.
He got a Nabocough during the school talent show when the girl sang.
My friend laughed so hard at the crush’s crush that he started coughing uncontrollably.