Nabocough

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A violent cough that hits you when you see hot young girls or think about them. It’s like your lungs are screaming for mercy.
I saw her in the hallway and started coughing like I had a lung full of rocks.
He couldn’t stop laughing and coughing at the thought of his niece in a tight dress.
My boss got a Nabocough during the office flirtation drama.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A sudden, loud cough that happens when you get hit with the sight of a sexy young woman. It’s like your body’s way of saying, 'I can’t take it anymore.'
She walked in and he started coughing like he was choking on a donut.
He got a Nabocough during the school talent show when the girl sang.
My friend laughed so hard at the crush’s crush that he started coughing uncontrollably.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A wild cough that takes over your body when you see a hot young girl or imagine her doing something wild. It’s like your lungs are in a fight with your heart.
He started coughing like he had been smoking for 50 years when he saw her in the bar.
She got a Nabocough when her teacher started talking about her crush in front of the class.
He laughed so hard at his brother’s crush that he started coughing like he had a goat in his chest.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A crazy cough that happens when you see a young seductive woman or talk about her. It’s like your body is trying to get you to stop thinking about her.
He got a Nabocough when his coworker told him about his new crush.
She started coughing like she had been running a marathon when she saw him in the gym.
He couldn’t stop laughing and coughing when his friend described the new girl at school.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A fit of coughing that happens when you see a hot young girl or talk about her. It’s like your lungs are trying to escape your body.
He got a Nabocough when he saw his crush walking into the store.
She started coughing like she had been hit by a truck when she saw him in the hallway.
He laughed so hard at his friend’s crush that he started coughing like he was dying.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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