Nabocough
A fit of coughing that happens when you see a hot young girl or talk about her. It’s like your lungs are trying to escape your body.
He got a Nabocough when he saw his crush walking into the store.
She started coughing like she had been hit by a truck when she saw him in the hallway.
He laughed so hard at his friend’s crush that he started coughing like he was dying.