Nabo
The neighbor who lets you borrow eggs for pancakes but only if you promise to let them eat your pancakes and not say anything about the weird ketchup in the sauce.
My god nabo let me borrow eggs but now I have to let him eat my pancakes every Sunday.
The god nabo gave me an egg and then asked for a napkin and a side of drama.
I’m not a god nabo yet, but I might be if I stop eating my pancakes too fast.