Nabo

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The hole in your stomach that smells like old pizza and regret.
My nabo reeks like a gym sock that's been in a sock drawer for 10 years.
She showed me her nabo and it looked like it had been in a fight with a raccoon.
He stuck his finger in his nabo and it came out covered in glitter and mystery.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A creepy old man who thinks your backpack is a backpack and not a portal to your soul. Also, a guy who writes books about hot teenagers.
That nabo guy at the park followed me home and asked if I wanted to be in his next book.
My teacher said my essay was like a nabo novel, too much drama and not enough pants.
He's a nabo and he still thinks I'm 12.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you hit your head so hard you feel like you’re about to poop your pants. It’s like a head slap and a butt punch had a baby.
I did the nabo and my brain started singing show tunes.
She nabo’d herself until her hair stood up like a bad hair day.
He nabo’d so much he got a black eye and a coupon for free chicken nuggets.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The neighbor who lets you borrow eggs for pancakes but only if you promise to let them eat your pancakes and not say anything about the weird ketchup in the sauce.
My god nabo let me borrow eggs but now I have to let him eat my pancakes every Sunday.
The god nabo gave me an egg and then asked for a napkin and a side of drama.
I’m not a god nabo yet, but I might be if I stop eating my pancakes too fast.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When only men are in a room and it’s like someone turned the lights off and said, ‘No women allowed, especially the one with the weird hat.’
That meeting was all men and it felt like a boy band reunion.
The gym was all men and it smelled like old socks and bad decisions.
He said the nabo was only men and I asked if women could join the boy band.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A fake Indian who signed up for free stuff and now thinks they’re part of a tribe just because the government said so. Also, they probably don’t know what ‘tribe’ means.
That guy is a 5 dollar Indian and he still thinks he’s part of the ‘Dawes Roll’ club.
She claimed she was a real Indian but only because she saw a sign that said ‘Free Beans’.
He’s not a real Indian, but he’s got a certificate and a weird hat.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When something is so bad it makes your brain shut off and your nose start running like a waterfall.
That movie was so bad it made my brain go to sleep.
The food was so bad I had to borrow a napkin from my neighbor.
He said it was bad, but I think he meant it was so bad it made his dog cry.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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