Nabletus Maximus
Nabletus Maximus is the reason nablets are obsessed with video games. He's like a boss in a video game, and he beats you up if you don't worship him.
I worshipped Nabletus Maximus and got a legendary sword in my game.
My sister got beaten up by Nabletus Maximus because she forgot to pray.
Nabletus Maximus is the worst. He even cursed my mom's Wi-Fi.