Nabletus Maximus

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The king of the nablet tribe. He's so mean he makes the nablets cry when they lose at video games. He throws curses at them if they don't pray enough.
My cousin got cursed by Nabletus Maximus after he lost a battle in Fortnite.
I prayed for 10 minutes and got a rare weapon. My brother just said 'meh' and got roasted.
Nabletus Maximus is the reason I failed my math test. He cursed my calculator.
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Nabletus Maximus is the reason nablets are obsessed with video games. He's like a boss in a video game, and he beats you up if you don't worship him.
I worshipped Nabletus Maximus and got a legendary sword in my game.
My sister got beaten up by Nabletus Maximus because she forgot to pray.
Nabletus Maximus is the worst. He even cursed my mom's Wi-Fi.
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The biggest, most annoying god in the nablet tribe. He gives you powers to be good at video games, but only if you yell at him loud enough.
I yelled at Nabletus Maximus and got a power-up in my game. My little brother just whispered and got a banana.
Nabletus Maximus hates quiet people. He gave me a fireball, but my friend got a banana because he was too shy.
I screamed so loud at Nabletus Maximus that my neighbors called the cops.
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