Nabisco Cracker - A pale, boring person who thinks they’re important because t

A pale, boring person who thinks they’re important because they work at Nabisco. They probably eat crackers for lunch and cry at the office.

My coworker is a Nabisco cracker. He still uses a flip phone.

My neighbor is a Nabisco cracker. He wears a tie to the grocery store.

My gym buddy is a Nabisco cracker. He only knows one workout.