Nabisco Cracker

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A cracker so plain it makes your brain hurt. Some people call it an insult, but they’re just sad and probably still wearing pajamas at 3 PM.

My mom called me a Nabisco cracker because I didn’t clean my room. I threw a shoe at her.

My boss said I was a Nabisco cracker. I quit and got a job at a donut shop.

My ex said I was a Nabisco cracker. I said, ‘At least I’m not a bagel.’

A pale, boring person who thinks they’re important because they work at Nabisco. They probably eat crackers for lunch and cry at the office.

My coworker is a Nabisco cracker. He still uses a flip phone.

My neighbor is a Nabisco cracker. He wears a tie to the grocery store.

My gym buddy is a Nabisco cracker. He only knows one workout.

A fancy way to say ‘son of a bish’ when you’re too lazy to say it properly. It’s like the cracker version of swearing.

I dropped my phone in the toilet. I said, ‘You’re a Nabisco cracker.’

My brother stole my pizza. I called him a Nabisco cracker.

My teacher said I was a Nabisco cracker. I got a D.

A guy so cool he could be the main character in a movie. He eats crackers and looks good doing it.

My crush is a Nabisco cracker. He can eat a whole box and still look good.

My dad is a Nabisco cracker. He eats crackers and knows karate.

My friend is a Nabisco cracker. He’s got a degree and a pet iguana.