Nabisco Cracker
A cracker so plain it makes your brain hurt. Some people call it an insult, but they’re just sad and probably still wearing pajamas at 3 PM.
My mom called me a Nabisco cracker because I didn’t clean my room. I threw a shoe at her.
My boss said I was a Nabisco cracker. I quit and got a job at a donut shop.
My ex said I was a Nabisco cracker. I said, ‘At least I’m not a bagel.’