Nabih
Nabih is a nice guy with a tiny brain and a head full of hair that's falling out. He brags about his height and gaming skills, but he's a total failure.
Nabih: 'I'm the best at games.' His friend: 'You lost to a kid.'
Nabih: 'I'm tall.' His friend: 'You're 5 feet, and it's fake.'
Nabih: 'I'm rich.' His friend: 'You're broke, and I'm rich.'