Nabih

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Nabih is a guy who thinks he's hot, has a big cock, and only hangs out with three friends, one of whom is gay. He's got a laugh, but he's got no brains.

Nabih: 'I'm the best at everything, you know that.' His friend: 'Yeah, and you still got beat by a chicken.'

Nabih: 'I'm gonna marry that guy.' His friend: 'That's the third one this week.'

Nabih: 'I'm rich.' His friend: 'You're broke, and you know it.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nabih Berri is a Lebanese politician who's been in power for 30 years and thinks he's God. He’s got a funny name, and he’s been around since the beginning of time.

Nabih Berri: 'I helped God make the world.' His fan: 'You also helped destroy it.'

Nabih Berri: 'I'm the smartest berry.' His enemy: 'You're just a berry with a ego.'

Nabih Berri: 'I'm in the Bible.' His friend: 'So is a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nabih is a nice guy with a tiny brain and a head full of hair that's falling out. He brags about his height and gaming skills, but he's a total failure.

Nabih: 'I'm the best at games.' His friend: 'You lost to a kid.'

Nabih: 'I'm tall.' His friend: 'You're 5 feet, and it's fake.'

Nabih: 'I'm rich.' His friend: 'You're broke, and I'm rich.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nabih is a guy who thinks he can do anything. He's got a lot of power, and he's not afraid to use it. He's got the tools, and he's gonna take over the world.

Nabih: 'I'm gonna conquer the world.' His friend: 'You can't even beat your mom.'

Nabih: 'I'm unstoppable.' His enemy: 'You're a joke.'

Nabih: 'I'm the best.' His friend: 'You're the worst.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago