Nabih
Nabih Berri is a Lebanese politician who's been in power for 30 years and thinks he's God. He’s got a funny name, and he’s been around since the beginning of time.
Nabih Berri: 'I helped God make the world.' His fan: 'You also helped destroy it.'
Nabih Berri: 'I'm the smartest berry.' His enemy: 'You're just a berry with a ego.'
Nabih Berri: 'I'm in the Bible.' His friend: 'So is a chicken.'