Nabben
A guy who won't shut up about how bad everything is, but he'll still drag you into the worst messes. He'll scream at you until you're ready to cry, but then he'll be the first one to laugh when you finally succeed.
He yelled at me for 20 minutes because I forgot my lunch. Then he laughed when I got a perfect score on the test.
He called my mom a donkey when I failed my math quiz. Then he helped me study until 1 a. m.
He screamed at me for 30 minutes about my bad hair. Then he texted me a photo of himself with a duck on his head.