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A guy who won't shut up about how bad everything is, but he'll still drag you into the worst messes. He'll scream at you until you're ready to cry, but then he'll be the first one to laugh when you finally succeed.
He yelled at me for 20 minutes because I forgot my lunch. Then he laughed when I got a perfect score on the test.
He called my mom a donkey when I failed my math quiz. Then he helped me study until 1 a. m.
He screamed at me for 30 minutes about my bad hair. Then he texted me a photo of himself with a duck on his head.
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The kind of guy who will tell you the worst possible version of your life, but then he'll still be the one who shows up with pizza when you're in trouble.
He told me I'd never get into college, then showed up with a pizza and a list of colleges I should apply to.
He said I'd fail the test, then stayed up all night helping me study.
He told me I'd be the last one picked for the game, then ran to the field and tackled the coach.
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He's like a wild animal who doesn't know when to stop yelling, but he's the first one to cheer you on when you win.
He yelled at me for 2 hours because I spilled my soda. Then he clapped when I got a perfect score.
He screamed at me for 10 minutes because I lost my phone. Then he sent me a new one.
He yelled at me until I cried. Then he bought me ice cream and told me I was the best.
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He's like a broken record who won't stop telling you how terrible everything is, but he's also the one who'll stay up all night to help you fix it.
He told me I'd never be popular, then stayed up until 3 a. m. to help me write my speech.
He said I'd fail the game, then showed up with a playlist of loud music and a pizza.
He told me I'd never get a date, then sent me 100 messages about how I was the best.
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He's the kind of guy who'll make you feel like the worst person in the world, but then he'll still be the one who shows up with a pizza and a plan to save you.
He told me I'd never get into college, then showed up with a pizza and a list of colleges I should apply to.
He said I'd fail the test, then stayed up all night helping me study.
He told me I'd be the last one picked for the game, then ran to the field and tackled the coach.
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He's like a firework that explodes in your face, but he's also the one who'll be there to help you light the next one.
He exploded in my face for 10 minutes because I spilled my soda. Then he helped me clean it up.
He screamed at me for 2 hours because I forgot my homework. Then he sent me a text saying I was the best.
He yelled at me until I cried. Then he brought me a pizza and told me I'd be the best.
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