nabashvati
The only person who can make you laugh until you cry, and still call you a disappointment for not getting the joke.
You told her a bad joke. She said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. And I’ve heard a lot of bad jokes.'
She sent you a DM saying, 'You're the best friend ever. Now go get me a coffee.'
She called your mom 'a human disaster' and then asked for a hug.