nabashvati

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The most beautiful, hilarious, and sarcastic mf who makes your life better. She’s the reason you still have a chance at being cool.

You failed a test. She said, 'You’re just not trying hard enough. Or you’re lazy. Probably both.'

She texted you at 2 AM because she thought of a joke that was so good it needed to be shared immediately.

She called your crush 'a hot mess' and then laughed so hard she cried.

The only person who can make you laugh until you cry, and still call you a disappointment for not getting the joke.

You told her a bad joke. She said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. And I’ve heard a lot of bad jokes.'

She sent you a DM saying, 'You're the best friend ever. Now go get me a coffee.'

She called your mom 'a human disaster' and then asked for a hug.

The most awesome friend who can make your day good, even if she insults you for no reason.

You showed up late. She said, 'You're late. You're ugly. You're a disaster.' Then she laughed and gave you a hug.

She texted you, 'You’re the best. Now stop being so weird.'

You failed a math test. She said, 'You're going to fail life.' Then she bought you ice cream.