Nabadoo
When a 14-year-old boy named Joseph the 13th makes a nether portal in Minecraft on the 3rd Monday of February while wearing green socks and eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch with a fork and no milk
Joseph the 13th yells at his mom: 'I don't need milk to make a portal! I'm a god in the Nether!'
Joseph the 13th texts his sister: 'I made a portal. I’m eating cereal with a fork. You’re gonna be mad.'
Joseph the 13th posts on Discord: 'Nether portal made. No milk. I'm a god. Everyone else is a fool.'