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When a 14-year-old boy named Joseph the 13th builds a nether portal in Minecraft on the 3rd Monday of February while wearing green socks and eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch with a fork and no milk
Joseph the 13th: 'I'm gonna rule the Nether today, even if I have to eat cereal with a fork.'
Joseph the 13th DMs his best friend: 'I made a portal. I’m not even using milk. This is legendary.'
Joseph the 13th tweets: 'Nether portal made. Green socks. No milk. I'm a god.'