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When a 14-year-old boy named Joseph the 13th makes a nether portal in Minecraft on the 3rd Monday of February while wearing green socks and eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch with a fork and no milk
Joseph the 13th says: 'I'm not even using milk. I'm making a portal with green socks and a fork. This is the best day ever.'
Joseph the 13th tweets: 'Nether portal done. I'm eating cereal like a king. You’re all peasants.'
Joseph the 13th DMs his teacher: 'I made a portal. I didn't even use milk. You’re all losers.'