NAB TAIL - You're that hungry for a fuck you'd rather get your balls cu

You're that hungry for a fuck you'd rather get your balls cut off than not get it. It's like the Taliban gave you a strapon and a middle finger.

I snuck into the jail to talk to my lover.

I stole a fire truck just to get to her house.

I asked the principal to let me take a bathroom break just to text her.