NAB TAIL

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You haven't had sex with someone in so long you're willing to break the law just to get a little action. It's like the Taliban showed up wearing a dress and a strapon.

I stole a pizza to get into the building just to see my ex.

I snuck into the gym through the dog door because I was that desperate.

I got caught jacking a phone to call my lover.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're so starved for a good fuck you're ready to get castrated just to get some. It's like the Taliban took over your brain and your pants.

I walked into a cop car just to get my ex's number.

I signed my kid's detention slip to get in the school.

I ate a whole pizza box just to get a phone call.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're that hungry for a fuck you'd rather get your balls cut off than not get it. It's like the Taliban gave you a strapon and a middle finger.

I snuck into the jail to talk to my lover.

I stole a fire truck just to get to her house.

I asked the principal to let me take a bathroom break just to text her.

by Slangipedia 7d ago