NAB TAIL - You're so starved for a good fuck you're ready to get castra

You're so starved for a good fuck you're ready to get castrated just to get some. It's like the Taliban took over your brain and your pants.

I walked into a cop car just to get my ex's number.

I signed my kid's detention slip to get in the school.

I ate a whole pizza box just to get a phone call.