naaster
a man so bad at being cool he thinks 'hey' is a full sentence. he’s the type of guy who texts 'ok' and then disappears for a month.
He texted me 'ok' and never replied again. I still don’t know what he meant.
He tried to be funny by saying 'I’m not a loser, I’m just a professional.'
He tried to impress a girl by saying 'I like tacos.' She asked if he was a robot.