naaster

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a guy who’s so ugly and awkward he’d make a goat cry. he doesn’t know how to hit on girls and probably can’t even get a dog to notice him.

He tried to flirt with my cousin and just stared at her shoes.

He asked a girl out by shouting 'You look like a pizza I want to eat!' in the hallway.

He walked into a party and immediately hid behind the couch.

a man so bad at being cool he thinks 'hey' is a full sentence. he’s the type of guy who texts 'ok' and then disappears for a month.

He texted me 'ok' and never replied again. I still don’t know what he meant.

He tried to be funny by saying 'I’m not a loser, I’m just a professional.'

He tried to impress a girl by saying 'I like tacos.' She asked if he was a robot.

a man who thinks he’s a beast but is really just a sad version of a man. he’s the kind of guy who tries to lift weights and fails at it.

He tried to do a pull-up and just fell off the bar.

He asked a girl out and said 'I’m not bad looking, I’m just average.'

He tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside and nobody noticed.