Naasha
Naasha is a walking legend who gives a damn about everyone. They’ll even fake a heart attack to get you to stop being a lousy person.
Naasha faked a heart attack just so I’d stop making fun of her hair.
She texted me in the middle of a test to tell me she was getting a tattoo of my face.
Naasha cried when I ate the last slice of pizza. I had no idea that was a crime.