Naarny
Naarny is the worst version of you when you're tired, hungover, or just plain lazy. It's like your soul took a nap and forgot to come back.
'I woke up and my Naarny was already in my head. I didn't even brush my teeth.', my morning routine
'My Naarny told me to eat the whole cake. I did. Now I'm crying.', my friend at a bakery
'You're a Naarny. You always are.', my mom when I didn't do my chores'