Naarny

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Naarny is like a cursed backseat driver that screams at you when you're already failing. It's also the reason you're stuck in traffic and your mom is yelling.
'I knew you were gonna mess up. I told you to turn left!', my Naarny during my driving test
'You're gonna fail again because of your Naarny!', my teacher after I spilled coffee on my math test
'You're a Naarny in disguise!', my brother when I ate the last slice of pizza'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Naarny is the devil's sidekick who shows up when you're about to do something cool. It's like having a trash can for a brain.
'I was about to win the game, but my Naarny made me drop the ball!', my soccer buddy
'I was gonna finish my homework, but my Naarny said, 'Why bother?'', me at 10 PM
'You're just a Naarny in a human body!', my dad when I forgot my lunch again'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naarny is the worst version of you when you're tired, hungover, or just plain lazy. It's like your soul took a nap and forgot to come back.
'I woke up and my Naarny was already in my head. I didn't even brush my teeth.', my morning routine
'My Naarny told me to eat the whole cake. I did. Now I'm crying.', my friend at a bakery
'You're a Naarny. You always are.', my mom when I didn't do my chores'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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