Naan Rape
When you force a buttery naan up someone's butt like they owe you money. The more toppings, the more you laugh when they cry.
I naan raped my brother during breakfast. He still hasn't forgiven me.
My friend tried to sneak a cheese naan into my pants. I caught him mid-rape.
At the party, I naan raped the DJ. Now he plays terrible music.