Naan Rape

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When you force a buttery naan up someone's butt like they owe you money. The more toppings, the more you laugh when they cry.

I naan raped my brother during breakfast. He still hasn't forgiven me.

My friend tried to sneak a cheese naan into my pants. I caught him mid-rape.

At the party, I naan raped the DJ. Now he plays terrible music.

Stuffing a greasy naan into someone's backside so hard it feels like they're being tortured by a bread god.

My mom naan raped me for not cleaning my room. The garlic was brutal.

During a group project, my teammate naan raped me. I still have garlic in my pants.

I naan raped my teacher. Now she gives me extra homework.

Putting a naan so far up someone's butt it comes out of their mouth. Bonus points if it's burnt.

I naan raped my dad. He threw the naan at me. It was a burn.

My sister naan raped me during lunch. I ate the naan back.

At the dinner table, my cousin naan raped me. Now I can't sit down.