Naan flaps - The flappy, sweaty lips of a brown woman’s crotch, like they

The flappy, sweaty lips of a brown woman’s crotch, like they’ve been dipped in hot sauce and left in the sun.

I asked her why her naan flaps were red. She said, 'I used the hot sauce from my last fight.'

Her naan flaps are so flappy, they’ve got their own Instagram.

I told her my naan flaps were flapping in the wind. She said, 'That’s how you know it’s time for lunch.'