Naan flaps

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The meaty folds of a brown woman’s crotch, like a greasy burger patty.

My cousin’s naan flaps look like they’ve been deep fried in shame.

I swear her naan flaps have more layers than my mom’s lie about the pie.

I asked her if she wore naan flaps to the grocery store. She said, 'I had to.'

The saggy, swollen lips of a brown woman’s crotch, like they’ve been kissed by a thousand bad decisions.

Her naan flaps look like they’ve been in a fight and lost.

I told her my naan flaps were sore. She said, 'That’s what happens when you live in a greasy kitchen.'

She shows off her naan flaps like they’re her crown jewels.

The flappy, sweaty lips of a brown woman’s crotch, like they’ve been dipped in hot sauce and left in the sun.

I asked her why her naan flaps were red. She said, 'I used the hot sauce from my last fight.'

Her naan flaps are so flappy, they’ve got their own Instagram.

I told her my naan flaps were flapping in the wind. She said, 'That’s how you know it’s time for lunch.'