Na'Allah
A fake person who thinks they’re the center of the universe. They have a plan and can’t stand fake religions. They wear their ID card like it’s a crown and dress like they’re in a fancy office.
Na'Allah screamed at me for eating a donut at work. 'That’s a sin!' he said. I asked if donuts were a cult. He said they were a ‘sinful temptation.’
He got into a fight with a printer for not printing his departmental wear. The printer just blinked at him.
He told me I couldn’t use emojis in my messages. 'That’s a cult thing!' he said. I used a donut emoji. He banned me.