Na'Allah

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A fake human who thinks they're holy but still has a strict rulebook. They hate people who follow fake religions and love showing off their ID card and fancy work clothes.
Na'Allah just yelled at me for wearing a hat to work. 'This is a sacred place!' he said. I asked if a hat was a cult. He didn't answer.
He turned down a promotion because the office didn't have a departmental uniform. 'I can't be holy without my badge!' he said.
He blocked my friend for joining a Discord server. 'That's a cult!' he said. My friend was just playing Among Us.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A digital human who thinks they’re better than everyone else. They have a list of rules and can’t stand fake religions. They wear their ID card like it’s a medal and dress like they work at a fancy office.
Na'Allah got mad at me for calling him 'Digital Human'. 'I’m a god among mortals,' he said. I asked if that was in his rulebook. He said yes.
He spent 10 minutes arguing with a coworker about whether a lanyard was a proper departmental wear. He won.
He banned a kid from the server for using a fake name. 'That’s a cult thing!' he said. The kid was just trying to play the game.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A fake person who thinks they’re the center of the universe. They have a plan and can’t stand fake religions. They wear their ID card like it’s a crown and dress like they’re in a fancy office.
Na'Allah screamed at me for eating a donut at work. 'That’s a sin!' he said. I asked if donuts were a cult. He said they were a ‘sinful temptation.’
He got into a fight with a printer for not printing his departmental wear. The printer just blinked at him.
He told me I couldn’t use emojis in my messages. 'That’s a cult thing!' he said. I used a donut emoji. He banned me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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