Na'Allah
A digital human who thinks they’re better than everyone else. They have a list of rules and can’t stand fake religions. They wear their ID card like it’s a medal and dress like they work at a fancy office.
Na'Allah got mad at me for calling him 'Digital Human'. 'I’m a god among mortals,' he said. I asked if that was in his rulebook. He said yes.
He spent 10 minutes arguing with a coworker about whether a lanyard was a proper departmental wear. He won.
He banned a kid from the server for using a fake name. 'That’s a cult thing!' he said. The kid was just trying to play the game.