Na-calvin
when you’re like the extra cheese on a pizza that no one even notices
You: I’m gonna talk to her. Him: I’m gonna get her number. You: I’m gonna get her number. Him: You’re gonna get her number but no one even notices you’re there.
You: I’m gonna go to the concert. Him: I’m gonna get front row. You: I’m gonna get front row. Him: You’re gonna get front row but no one even notices you’re there.
You: I’m gonna go to the party. Him: I’m gonna get the best snacks. You: I’m gonna get the best snacks. Him: You’re gonna get the best snacks but no one even notices you’re there.