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when someone treats you like a backseat driver but never lets you drive
You: I’m gonna ask her out. Him: She’s gonna say no. You: I’m still gonna ask. Him: You’re gonna embarrass yourself.
She asks him out. Him: I’m not gonna say yes. You: Why not? Him: Because I’m in the friendzone.
You: I’m gonna go to the party. Him: You’re gonna get wasted. You: I’m gonna get wasted. Him: You’re gonna regret it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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the ultimate betrayal of being a friend, like getting kicked out of the cool group just for being nice
You help him with his project. Him: I’m gonna get an A. You: I’m gonna get a B. Him: You’re gonna get a B because you’re in the friendzone.
You bring him snacks. Him: I’m gonna eat them. You: I’m gonna get hungry. Him: You’re gonna get hungry because you’re in the friendzone.
You laugh at his jokes. Him: I’m gonna be funny. You: I’m gonna be the only one who gets it. Him: You’re gonna be the only one who gets it because you’re in the friendzone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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the equivalent of being stuck in a relationship where you’re just there to watch the other person shine
You: I’m gonna get a date. Him: I’m gonna get the girl. You: I’m gonna get the girl. Him: You’re gonna get the girl but you’re still in the friendzone.
You: I’m gonna go to college. Him: I’m gonna get into a good school. You: I’m gonna get into a good school. Him: You’re gonna get into a good school but you’re still in the friendzone.
You: I’m gonna get a job. Him: I’m gonna get a promotion. You: I’m gonna get a promotion. Him: You’re gonna get a promotion but you’re still in the friendzone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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when you’re like the extra cheese on a pizza that no one even notices
You: I’m gonna talk to her. Him: I’m gonna get her number. You: I’m gonna get her number. Him: You’re gonna get her number but no one even notices you’re there.
You: I’m gonna go to the concert. Him: I’m gonna get front row. You: I’m gonna get front row. Him: You’re gonna get front row but no one even notices you’re there.
You: I’m gonna go to the party. Him: I’m gonna get the best snacks. You: I’m gonna get the best snacks. Him: You’re gonna get the best snacks but no one even notices you’re there.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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the worst kind of limbo where you’re not a friend but you’re not a boyfriend either
You: I’m gonna ask her out. Him: I’m gonna say no. You: I’m gonna say no. Him: You’re gonna say no but you’re not even a boyfriend.
You: I’m gonna get a date. Him: I’m gonna get a date. You: I’m gonna get a date. Him: You’re gonna get a date but you’re not even a boyfriend.
You: I’m gonna go to the party. Him: I’m gonna get the best spot. You: I’m gonna get the best spot. Him: You’re gonna get the best spot but you’re not even a boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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