N64 Wario Stadium
The guy who’s only good for one thing, being the backup plan when all the other guys are too cool or too busy to be bothered. He’s like Wario Stadium, no one wants to play it, but it’s still there, and it’s still terrible.
He asked me out. I said no. He said, 'You’re just like Wario Stadium, no one wants to play it, but it’s still there.'
He’s the reason I still have the N64. I don’t know why I keep it. It’s just sad.
She dated him because all the other guys were taken. I said, 'He’s not even good. He’s just the backup plan.'