N64 Wario Stadium

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A guy who’s only good for one thing, being the backup plan when all the cool guys are already taken. He’s like the sad version of Wario Stadium, the track that no one wants to play because it’s old, broken, and smells like regret.
My ex dated him because I was busy being a legend. Now she’s stuck with a man who can’t even beat me in Mario Kart.
He’s the reason I still have the N64. I don’t know why I keep it. It’s just sad.
He asked me out. I said no. He asked me out again. I said I’m not even a real person.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The kind of guy who’s only chosen when all the other options are dead or in jail. He’s like that one Wario Stadium track, no one wants it, but it’s still there, and it’s still broken.
She picked him because he was the only one left. I asked why. She said, 'He’s not a total disaster.'
He dated my sister. I told him he was the worst. He said, 'I’m not the worst. I’m the only one left.'
He tried to propose to me. I said no. He said, 'You’re just like Wario Stadium, old, broken, and still stuck on the same track.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The guy who’s only good for one thing, being the backup plan when all the other guys are too cool or too busy to be bothered. He’s like Wario Stadium, no one wants to play it, but it’s still there, and it’s still terrible.
He asked me out. I said no. He said, 'You’re just like Wario Stadium, no one wants to play it, but it’s still there.'
He’s the reason I still have the N64. I don’t know why I keep it. It’s just sad.
She dated him because all the other guys were taken. I said, 'He’s not even good. He’s just the backup plan.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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