n64 controller
The controller that crabs use to beat you up in the ocean. It’s got buttons and a joystick that makes you feel like a loser.
My crab friend just beat me in Mario Kart with an N64 controller. I got shellacked.
That controller looks like it was dropped in a mud pit and stepped on by a donkey.
I tried to play with it, and my hand looked like it was burned by a hot dog.