n4sir
A middle-aged man who's so out of shape he looks like a melted bag of chips. He still lives with his mom, and his belly hangs like a tent. He yells at video games like they're his enemies. He thinks he's a cop, but everyone knows he's just a lazy security guard at Walmart.
N4sir tried to beat me in Mario Kart and got angry when he lost. 'You're a cheater!' he screamed. I just laughed. #N4sirIsLame
He got kicked out of the store for yelling at the manager. 'I'm a cop! I'll call the cops!' he said. #WalmartCrisis
He tried to flirt with the store clerk and got rejected. Now he's sulking in the aisle like a sad potato. #N4sirIsWeak