n4sir
A man who looks like he's been sitting in a chair for 30 years. He still lives with his mom, and his belly is so big it could be a park. He screams at video games like they're his personal enemies. He thinks he's a cop, but he's just a security guard who gets paid to yell at people.
N4sir screamed at the microwave because it didn't work. 'I'm a cop! I'll call the cops!' he yelled. #WalmartCrisis
He tried to beat me in Call of Duty and got mad. 'You're a cheater!' he said. I just laughed. #N4sirIsLame
He tried to flirt with the store clerk and got rejected. Now he's sitting in the aisle like a sad potato. #N4sirIsWeak