n3ta
N3ta is a rotten island in Scotland that smells like old socks. It’s home to snidge-vocs, curmelsnadgers, and the ghost of Rupert Snips. They’d rather eat a shoe than a battenburg.
I saw a tweet saying n3ta is so bad, even the curmelsnadgers cry.
My teacher told us the ghost of Rupert Snips eats battenburgs for lunch. I don’t believe it. I’d rather fight a snidge-voc.
I got a DM from a snidge-voc saying I’d better not eat battenburg or else I’d end up on n3ta.