n3ta

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A stinking island near Scotland where snidge-vocs live with curmelsnadgers and the ghost of Rupert Snips. They hate gentle cakes and would rather eat a shoe than a battenburg.
I’d rather be stuck on n3ta than eat another battenburg. That place is like a shoe factory for ghosts.
My cousin got lost on n3ta and came back with a curmelsnadger on his head. I swear it was a curse.
They say the ghost of Rupert Snips eats battenburgs for breakfast. I don’t believe it. I’d rather die.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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N3ta is a cursed island where snidge-vocs and curmelsnadgers live with the ghost of Rupert Snips. They think gentle cakes are for weaklings and would punch you for eating battenburg.
I got a DM saying n3ta is so bad, it turns your brain to snidge-voc sludge.
My uncle went to n3ta and came back with a curmelsnadger in his pocket. He said it bit him.
The ghost of Rupert Snips threw a battenburg at me. I ran screaming.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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N3ta is a rotten island in Scotland that smells like old socks. It’s home to snidge-vocs, curmelsnadgers, and the ghost of Rupert Snips. They’d rather eat a shoe than a battenburg.
I saw a tweet saying n3ta is so bad, even the curmelsnadgers cry.
My teacher told us the ghost of Rupert Snips eats battenburgs for lunch. I don’t believe it. I’d rather fight a snidge-voc.
I got a DM from a snidge-voc saying I’d better not eat battenburg or else I’d end up on n3ta.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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