n0l1fe
A human being who sleeps like a baby until 3 PM, then shoves Cinnamon Toast Crunch down their throat like it's their last meal, checks their WaW like it's the stock market, plays their WaW like it's a game show, and then goes back to bed like it's a full-time job.
I woke up at 3 PM and my WaW was already screaming at me.
I ate so much Cinnamon Toast Crunch I had to text my mom to tell her I was alive.
I played my WaW for 2 hours and still went to sleep.